December 2010
Apart from generally embarrassing the children, I now look forward to when my youngest has his first house or flat. I shall flounce into it, turn the heating up two notches then walk around the house systematically turning on every single light bulb I can find and then open, and leave open, a number of doors to the outside.
To finish, I will run the shower whilst doing something else completely. Should he challenge me, I shall merely reply, after a suitable delay and with a look of utter incomprehension, "chill son".